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TURDQUEST

THE OFFICIAL ATHLETIC INSTITUTION OF CHAMPIONS

A curated gauntlet of serious competition, rigorous statistics,
and absolutely zero room for mediocrity.

▶ ENTER THE COURT CREATE ACCOUNT

Guest play available — but your legacy will be UNRECORDED and FORGOTTEN BY HISTORY.

80.9% COURT FT AVG
4773 ROUNDS PLAYED
9606 SHOTS TAKEN
498 💩 TURDCOINS MINTED
THE GAMES
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FREE THROW
TWO SHOTS. One oscillating ball. One power bar. Infinite shame potential. The classic test of a champion's composure under pressure.
★ STREAK TRACKING  |  TURDCOIN ELIGIBLE  |  GLOBALLY RANKED
PLAY NOW
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Something is coming. Something powerful. Something... turd-shaped.
LOCKED
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Unlisted, unannounced, and not on any menu. Go poke at something.
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Only the worthiest shall glimpse it. Earn your TurdCoins first.
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Something is coming. Something powerful. Something... turd-shaped.
LOCKED
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Unlisted, unannounced, and not on any menu. Go poke at something.
LOCKED
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Only the worthiest shall glimpse it. Earn your TurdCoins first.
LOCKED
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Something is coming. Something powerful. Something... turd-shaped.
LOCKED
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Unlisted, unannounced, and not on any menu. Go poke at something.
LOCKED
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Only the worthiest shall glimpse it. Earn your TurdCoins first.
LOCKED
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Something is coming. Something powerful. Something... turd-shaped.
LOCKED
🎮
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Unlisted, unannounced, and not on any menu. Go poke at something.
LOCKED
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Only the worthiest shall glimpse it. Earn your TurdCoins first.
LOCKED
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Most of this court's games are hidden. Find one and it is yours for good. YOUR ARCADE INDEX ▶
⚡ HALL OF CHAMPIONS

The names etched in digital gold. Their free throw percentages, a testament to discipline. Ranked by lifetime TurdCoins earned. Spending coins never lowers this total.

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Drinkwater©
💩 320 COINS EARNED
FT: 95.2% (3886/4084)
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Henry E.
💩 58 COINS EARNED
FT: 95.6% (631/660)
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Kmonkey15🐒
💩 30 COINS EARNED
FT: 75.9% (305/402)
#4
mc
💩 30 COINS EARNED
FT: 94.4% (152/161)
#5
Daquavious
💩 28 COINS EARNED
FT: 84.9% (400/471)
#6
mccallum
💩 27 COINS EARNED
FT: 84.7% (541/639)
#7
notBurma
💩 15 COINS EARNED
FT: 87.8% (237/270)
#8
Michael_IV
💩 12 COINS EARNED
FT: 84.1% (138/164)
#9
CATCHTHEDESTROYER
💩 7 COINS EARNED
FT: 71.5% (93/130)
#10
dog38429
💩 6 COINS EARNED
FT: 62.7% (74/118)
FULL LEADERBOARD ▶
💩 WHAT IS A TURDCOIN?

A TURDCOIN is awarded to any champion who sinks 10 consecutive free throws in a single day. Miss once, and your daily streak resets to zero. No mercy. No excuses. No participation trophies.

Multiple coins may be earned per day. 10 in a row = 1 coin. 20 in a row = 2 coins.

TurdCoins: the only currency that matters on this court.