⚡ HALL OF CHAMPIONS ⚡

The permanent record of every champion who has stepped onto the TurdQuest Court. Their percentages. Their streaks. Their TurdCoins. All of it. Forever.

COURT FT% 84.3%
TOTAL SHOTS 8268
TOTAL MADE 6971
COINS MINTED 💩476
ROUNDS PLAYED 4121

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📰 TODAY ON THE COURT

Every score entered into any leaderboard today (US/Eastern), newest first. Guest runs are not listed — only entries attached to a champion.

WHENPLAYERGAMERESULTWHAT HAPPENED
07:29 PM Kmonkey15🐒 💵 THE PRICE IS NICE 60 SCORE 42 / 18 / 0
07:14 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 1 FT MADE 1 of 2 from the line
07:14 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:13 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:13 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:13 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:12 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:12 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:12 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:12 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:11 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:11 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:10 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:09 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 1 FT MADE 1 of 2 from the line
07:09 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:09 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:08 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:08 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:07 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:07 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:07 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:06 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:06 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:06 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:05 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:05 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:04 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:04 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:04 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:03 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:03 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:03 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:03 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:02 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
07:02 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
05:37 PM dog38429 💨 TRUST 2,780 SCORE 20 farts trusted · 1 accident
04:35 PM Kmonkey15🐒 🏁 RIDGE WIPER 16,581 SCORE P1 of 8 · best lap 36.38s
04:33 PM Kmonkey15🐒 🏁 RIDGE WIPER 13,885 SCORE P1 of 8 · best lap 41.14s
04:30 PM Kmonkey15🐒 🏁 RIDGE WIPER 15,705 SCORE P1 of 8 · best lap 37.45s
04:28 PM Michael_IV 💵 THE PRICE IS NICE 131 SCORE 74 / 57 / 0
04:28 PM Drinkwater© ♟️ SICILIAN DEFENSE 15 WAVE 14 waves cleared
04:28 PM Michael_IV 💩 TURD STACK 35 FLOORS 9 perfect drops
04:27 PM Michael_IV 💩 TURD STACK 37 FLOORS 9 perfect drops
04:26 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 0 FT MADE 0 of 2 from the line
04:26 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 1 FT MADE 1 of 2 from the line
04:26 PM Drinkwater© 🏁 RIDGE WIPER 4,578 SCORE P8 of 8 · best lap 28.81s
04:25 PM Michael_IV 💢 ANGRY TURDS: OVERTIME 15,065 SCORE level 5 · 6 coins
04:22 PM Drinkwater© 🏁 RIDGE WIPER 3,208 SCORE P8 of 8 · best lap 31.61s
04:22 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 1 FT MADE 1 of 2 from the line
04:21 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
04:21 PM Michael_IV 💨 TRUST 6,257 SCORE 32 farts trusted · 1 accident
04:19 PM Drinkwater© 🏁 RIDGE WIPER 2,978 SCORE P8 of 8 · best lap 32.21s
04:16 PM Drinkwater© 🏁 RIDGE WIPER 6,462 SCORE P6 of 8 · best lap 41.58s
04:13 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
04:13 PM Drinkwater© 🏁 RIDGE WIPER 16,281 SCORE P1 of 8 · best lap 37.59s
04:13 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
04:12 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
04:12 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
04:12 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
04:12 PM Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 0 FT MADE 0 of 2 from the line
🗞 THE LATEST, ACROSS ALL TIME

The most recent entries on record from every game, whenever they happened.

WHENPLAYERGAMERESULTWHAT HAPPENED
Sep 17
07:29 PM 		Kmonkey15🐒 💵 THE PRICE IS NICE 60 SCORE 42 / 18 / 0
Sep 17
07:14 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 1 FT MADE 1 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:14 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:13 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:13 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:13 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:12 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:12 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:12 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:12 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:11 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:11 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:10 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:09 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 1 FT MADE 1 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:09 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:09 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:08 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:08 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:07 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:07 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:07 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:06 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:06 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:06 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:05 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:05 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:04 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:04 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:04 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:03 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:03 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:03 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:03 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:02 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
07:02 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
05:37 PM 		dog38429 💨 TRUST 2,780 SCORE 20 farts trusted · 1 accident
Sep 17
04:35 PM 		Kmonkey15🐒 🏁 RIDGE WIPER 16,581 SCORE P1 of 8 · best lap 36.38s
Sep 17
04:33 PM 		Kmonkey15🐒 🏁 RIDGE WIPER 13,885 SCORE P1 of 8 · best lap 41.14s
Sep 17
04:30 PM 		Kmonkey15🐒 🏁 RIDGE WIPER 15,705 SCORE P1 of 8 · best lap 37.45s
Sep 17
04:28 PM 		Michael_IV 💵 THE PRICE IS NICE 131 SCORE 74 / 57 / 0
Sep 17
04:28 PM 		Drinkwater© ♟️ SICILIAN DEFENSE 15 WAVE 14 waves cleared
Sep 17
04:28 PM 		Michael_IV 💩 TURD STACK 35 FLOORS 9 perfect drops
Sep 17
04:27 PM 		Michael_IV 💩 TURD STACK 37 FLOORS 9 perfect drops
Sep 17
04:26 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 0 FT MADE 0 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
04:26 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 1 FT MADE 1 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
04:26 PM 		Drinkwater© 🏁 RIDGE WIPER 4,578 SCORE P8 of 8 · best lap 28.81s
Sep 17
04:25 PM 		Michael_IV 💢 ANGRY TURDS: OVERTIME 15,065 SCORE level 5 · 6 coins
Sep 17
04:22 PM 		Drinkwater© 🏁 RIDGE WIPER 3,208 SCORE P8 of 8 · best lap 31.61s
Sep 17
04:22 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 1 FT MADE 1 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
04:21 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
04:21 PM 		Michael_IV 💨 TRUST 6,257 SCORE 32 farts trusted · 1 accident
Sep 17
04:19 PM 		Drinkwater© 🏁 RIDGE WIPER 2,978 SCORE P8 of 8 · best lap 32.21s
Sep 17
04:16 PM 		Drinkwater© 🏁 RIDGE WIPER 6,462 SCORE P6 of 8 · best lap 41.58s
Sep 17
04:13 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
04:13 PM 		Drinkwater© 🏁 RIDGE WIPER 16,281 SCORE P1 of 8 · best lap 37.59s
Sep 17
04:13 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
04:12 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
04:12 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
04:12 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 2 FT MADE 2 of 2 from the line
Sep 17
04:12 PM 		Michael_IV 🏀 FREE THROW 0 FT MADE 0 of 2 from the line
💩 TURDCOIN RANKINGS

Ranked by TurdCoins earned (10 consecutive makes in a day = 1 coin). Ties broken by total career makes.

RANK CHAMPION 💩 COINS FT MADE FT% BEST STREAK
🥇 Drinkwater© 318 3875/4056 95.5% 161
🥈 Henry E. 44 532/550 96.7% 164
🥉 mc A 26 134/141 95.0% 87
#4 Daquavious 19 368/428 86.0% 33
#5 mccallum A 12 541/639 84.7% 63
#6 Kmonkey15🐒 11 299/396 75.5% 30
#7 Michael_IV 7 90/102 88.2% 43
#8 notBurma 6 237/270 87.8% 27
#9 WillU 4 39/73 53.4% 13
#10 AgadlerIV 3 77/96 80.2% 26
#11 dotty13 3 1/7 14.3% 1
#12 t 2 99/116 85.3% 18
#13 DavePoop 2 70/84 83.3% 22
#14 BigBwain 1 17/20 85.0% 12
#15 turdking 0 59/82 72.0% 15
#16 shit A 0 17/20 85.0% 8
#17 averimeow 0 10/38 26.3% 2
#18 Pyre 0 8/10 80.0% 6
#19 CheeseDude17🧀 0 7/8 87.5% 7
#20 LittleNson 0 7/16 43.8% 3
#21 Shoopooh 0 6/18 33.3% 2
#22 anndia84 0 5/13 38.5% 2
#23 Quinkin Buttergolly 0 4/6 66.7% 2
#24 Werldy 0 4/14 28.6% 2
#25 xXpwnmasterXx 0 3/8 37.5% 2
#26 indannika48 0 3/6 50.0% 2
#27 dog38429 0 2/2 100.0% 2
#28 xosimon 0 1/8 12.5% 1
#29 kayla_is_the_best 0 1/3 33.3% 1
🔥 LONGEST CAREER STREAK (min 10 shots)
RANK CHAMPION BEST STREAK FT% TOTAL MADE COINS
#1 Henry E. 164 96.7% 532 44
#2 Drinkwater© 161 95.5% 3875 318
#3 mc 87 95.0% 134 26
#4 mccallum 63 84.7% 541 12
#5 Michael_IV 43 88.2% 90 7
#6 Daquavious 33 86.0% 368 19
#7 Kmonkey15🐒 30 75.5% 299 11
#8 notBurma 27 87.8% 237 6
#9 AgadlerIV 26 80.2% 77 3
#10 DavePoop 22 83.3% 70 2
#11 t 18 85.3% 99 2
#12 turdking 15 72.0% 59 0
#13 WillU 13 53.4% 39 4
#14 BigBwain 12 85.0% 17 1
#15 shit 8 85.0% 17 0
#16 Pyre 6 80.0% 8 0
#17 LittleNson 3 43.8% 7 0
#18 Werldy 2 28.6% 4 0
#19 Shoopooh 2 33.3% 6 0
#20 averimeow 2 26.3% 10 0
📊 FREE THROW % (minimum 20 shots)

Minimum 20 career shots required for percentage ranking. The Court does not recognize small sample sizes.

RANK CHAMPION FT% MADE/ATT BEST STREAK COINS
#1 Henry E. 96.7% 532/550 164 44
#2 Drinkwater© 95.5% 3875/4056 161 318
#3 mc 95.0% 134/141 87 26
#4 Michael_IV 88.2% 90/102 43 7
#5 notBurma 87.8% 237/270 27 6
#6 Daquavious 86.0% 368/428 33 19
#7 t 85.3% 99/116 18 2
#8 shit 85.0% 17/20 8 0
#9 BigBwain 85.0% 17/20 12 1
#10 mccallum 84.7% 541/639 63 12
#11 DavePoop 83.3% 70/84 22 2
#12 AgadlerIV 80.2% 77/96 26 3
#13 Kmonkey15🐒 75.5% 299/396 30 11
#14 turdking 72.0% 59/82 15 0
#15 WillU 53.4% 39/73 13 4
#16 averimeow 26.3% 10/38 2 0
💗 DEPARTMENT OF ROMANTIC AND GASTROINTESTINAL OUTCOMES

Trust is no longer judged by score alone. The Court now tracks courtship, reactor-grade timing, and every suspicious walk to the restroom. Love and cowardice are both database events.

SMOOCHES LOGGED 51
CRUSHES SCARED AWAY 37
ROMANCE CONVERSION 58.0%
NUCLEAR GREEN RATE 6.0%
NUCLEAR EVENTS 14/232
TOILET TRIPS 117
FALSE ALARM RATE 75.2%
FALSE ALARMS 88
💨 TRUST CLEAN SCORES: PANTS UNASSISTED DIVISION

Score before the first fresh-underwear purchase. No garment bailout, no actuarial mercy. This is the leaderboard your crush checks before making eye contact.

RANK CHAMPION CLEAN SCORE FINAL SCORE FARTS TRUSTED ☢ GREEN 💋 TOILET UNDERWEAR AFTER
#1 mccallum 12877 12877 33 1/3 1 / 2 3 (2 false) 0
#2 shit 10302 10302 35 0/4 2 / 1 0 0
#3 AgadlerIV 6706 6706 22 0/0 0 / 0 0 0
#4 DavePoop 6661 6661 23 0/0 0 / 0 0 0
#5 Michael_IV 6257 6257 32 0/16 2 / 0 12 (10 false) 0
#6 BigBwain 5431 5431 22 0/0 0 / 0 0 0
#7 Pyre 4674 4674 22 0/0 0 / 0 0 0
#8 Drinkwater© 4375 4375 21 0/0 0 / 0 0 0
#9 Kmonkey15🐒 3529 3529 18 0/0 1 / 0 1 (1 false) 0
#10 Daquavious 3425 3425 20 0/6 1 / 0 2 (2 false) 0
#11 Werldy 3108 3108 18 0/0 1 / 0 0 0
#12 notBurma 2955 3741 26 0/8 0 / 1 6 (5 false) 1
#13 dog38429 2780 2780 20 0/2 0 / 1 2 (2 false) 0
#14 Henry E. 2765 2765 18 4/19 0 / 0 7 (5 false) 0
#15 anndia84 2482 2482 14 0/0 1 / 0 0 0
#16 WillU 2456 2456 17 0/0 0 / 0 0 0
#17 indannika48 2221 2221 12 0/0 1 / 0 0 0
#18 Shoopooh 850 850 10 0/0 0 / 0 0 0
#19 LittleNson 795 795 10 0/0 0 / 0 0 0
#20 t 656 656 7 0/0 0 / 0 0 0
#21 Quinkin Buttergolly 531 531 9 0/0 0 / 0 1 (0 false) 0
#22 averimeow 495 495 9 0/0 0 / 0 0 0
🩲 TRUST DIRTY SCORES: FRESH UNDERWEAR AMNESTY BOARD

Final Trust scores from runs that used fresh underwear. Assisted survival, fully disclosed. A champion may appear here and above. Hypocrisy is permitted when properly itemized.

RANK CHAMPION DIRTY SCORE CLEAN CHECKPOINT FARTS TRUSTED CRUSH FILE NUCLEAR FILE TOILET FILE UNDERWEAR USED
#1 mccallum 9679 UNFILED 25 0 smooch / 0 fled 0/0 green 0 trips 1
#2 AgadlerIV 6181 UNFILED 23 0 smooch / 0 fled 0/0 green 0 trips 1
#3 notBurma 3741 2955 26 0 smooch / 1 fled 0/8 green 6 trips, 5 false 1
#4 Drinkwater© 3651 3246 24 1 smooch / 0 fled 0/4 green 2 trips, 2 false 2
#5 DavePoop 3393 1582 26 0 smooch / 0 fled 0/0 green 0 trips 1
#6 Daquavious 3229 2654 22 1 smooch / 0 fled 0/2 green 1 trips, 1 false 1
#7 Kmonkey15🐒 2299 1363 22 0 smooch / 1 fled 0/2 green 2 trips, 0 false 1
#8 Henry E. 685 115 9 0 smooch / 0 fled 1/6 green 1 trips, 1 false 2
💩 ANGRY TURDS - TODAY'S RUNS

Ranked completed runs recorded today (US/Eastern). Highest score wins; level reached breaks ties.

RANKCHAMPIONSCORELEVEL REACHEDCOINS COLLECTEDCOINS CRUSHED
#1 Michael_IV 15065 5 6 14
💥 ANGRY TURDS - ALL-TIME CHAMPIONS

Each player's best completed run. Ranked by score, then level reached and coins collected.

RANKCHAMPIONBEST SCORELEVEL REACHEDCOINS COLLECTEDCOINS CRUSHED
🥇 notBurma 61207 7 26 49
🥈 Kmonkey15🐒 37025 7 16 30
🥉 Drinkwater© 33263 7 18 25
#4 averimeow 17554 4 9 15
#5 mccallum 15180 5 7 15
#6 Michael_IV 15065 5 6 14
#7 AgadlerIV 12965 4 8 12
#8 DavePoop 8604 3 5 8
#9 BigBwain 8542 3 8 5
#10 LittleNson 8448 3 4 9
#11 turdking 7608 3 2 11
#12 Daquavious 3974 2 2 6
#13 WillU 3614 2 0 8
♟ THE SICILIAN — TODAY'S RUNS

Ranked runs started today (US/Eastern). After the final configured numbered round, endless survival time breaks ties.

RANKCHAMPIONWAVE REACHEDWAVES CLEAREDINFINITE TIMESTATUS
#1 Drinkwater© 15 14 — ACTIVE
#2 Kmonkey15🐒 6 6 — ACTIVE
♚ THE SICILIAN — ALL-TIME CHAMPIONS

Each player's best run. Highest wave ranks first; infinite-mode survival time resolves runs reaching the same final wave.

RANKCHAMPIONBEST WAVEWAVES CLEAREDINFINITE TIME
🥇 Drinkwater© 15 14 —
🥈 mc 11 11 —
🥉 Kmonkey15🐒 6 6 —
#4 indannika48 3 2 —
#5 WillU 1 1 —
#6 kayla_is_the_best 1 0 —
💩 TURD STACK — TODAY'S TOWER LORDS

Ranked by floors stacked today (US/Eastern). Miss once and it's over — no second chances on the court.

RANKCHAMPIONFLOORS STACKEDTIME
#1 Michael_IV 37 04:27 PM
#2 Drinkwater© 36 04:04 PM
#3 Michael_IV 35 04:28 PM
#4 Kmonkey15🐒 28 02:28 PM
🏗 TURD STACK — ALL-TIME MASTERS

Each champion's greatest tower. The permanent record of precision. The definitive ranking of stacking excellence.

RANKCHAMPIONBEST TOWER
🥇 mc 78 FLOORS
🥈 mccallum 74 FLOORS
🥉 shit 67 FLOORS
#4 CheeseDude17🧀 61 FLOORS
#5 WillU 50 FLOORS
#6 Kmonkey15🐒 48 FLOORS
#7 Michael_IV 37 FLOORS
#8 Drinkwater© 36 FLOORS
#9 t 32 FLOORS
#10 kayla_is_the_best 30 FLOORS
🪲 BALL OF DOODY — TODAY'S FIELD COMMENDATIONS

Ranked by operational score today (US/Eastern). Dung retained. Corridors crossed. Hostile beetles professionally inconvenienced.

No classified operations have been recorded today.
The dung corridor remains tactically available.
🎖 BALL OF DOODY — PERMANENT OPERATIONAL RECORD

Each operative's highest score. The official archive of distinguished beetle logistics under hostile conditions.

RANKOPERATIVEBEST SCOREOPERATIONHOSTILES
🥇 mc 19,418 2 19
🥈 t 17,008 2 22
🥉 JohnTest 5,148 2 4
#4 shit 3,340 1 14
#5 mccallum 150 1 0
🚨 STINK LOCKDOWN — TODAY'S ESCAPE ATTEMPTS

A Nuclear fart jammed TurdQuest Arena's ball return and trapped Crush beneath the basketball court. Ranked by today's rescue score (US/Eastern).

NO RESCUE ATTEMPTS LOGGED TODAY.
The undercourt stink shutters are still sealed.
⚖ CRUSH HOUR — PERMANENT RESCUE RECORD

Each rescuer's strongest undercourt run. Every service lift offers escape or Trust: bank the score, or take an upgrade and descend into a more dangerous court.

RANKRESCUERBEST SCOREFLOORSTATUSBALLSPOWER PLAYSFARTS FLUSHEDBEST STREAK
🥇 mc 53,885 5 TRAPPED 92 23 67 x23
🥈 t 13,800 1 TRAPPED 35 5 24 x16
🥉 Drinkwater© 5,200 1 TRAPPED 20 2 13 x6
#4 Kmonkey15🐒 280 1 TRAPPED 0 0 8 x0
#5 kayla_is_the_best 75 1 TRAPPED 0 0 0 x0
💵 THE PRICE IS NICE — TODAY'S GUESSES

Three real eBay Buy It Now listings, three guesses, scored on how close you land. Ranked by today's total (US/Eastern).

RANKPLAYERTOTALITEM 1ITEM 2ITEM 3TIME
#1 Michael_IV 131 74 57 0 04:28 PM
#2 Kmonkey15🐒 60 42 18 0 07:29 PM
💰 THE PRICE IS NICE — PERMANENT RECORD

Each player's single best day, out of 300 possible points.

RANKPLAYERBEST SCOREDATE
🥇 mc 224 / 300 2026-07-24
🥈 mccallum 193 / 300 2026-07-24
🥉 WillU 189 / 300 2026-09-16
#4 dotty13 177 / 300 2026-09-13
#5 Michael_IV 131 / 300 2026-09-17
#6 t 128 / 300 2026-07-24
#7 Kmonkey15🐒 60 / 300 2026-09-17
#8 Drinkwater© 47 / 300 2026-09-16
#9 kayla_is_the_best 0 / 300 2026-09-13
🚽 PRIVACY PANIC — TODAY'S INCIDENT RESPONDERS

Ranked by today's incident score (US/Eastern). Cookies, pixels, and data brokers, neutralized.

RANKPLAYERSCOREBLOCKEDCLEARANCE
#1 Kmonkey15🐒 15,200 80 LV.6
🕵️ PRIVACY PANIC — SEALED RECORD

Each responder's strongest incident, all-time.

RANKPLAYERBEST SCOREBLOCKEDCLEARANCE
🥇 Kmonkey15🐒 31,870 114 LV.8
🥈 mc 14,535 79 LV.5
🥉 Drinkwater© 11,370 69 LV.5
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